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Welcome to the website of Arpaggio, home to the revolutionary new augmented optical reality optical device. You may not know us, but through our widespread critical acclaim and scathing self-awareness towards our brand, you will! We are an upcoming startup company planning to disrupt both the optical and tech industry sometime within the next few decades. Please excuse our website, it is very much still under construction. In the meantime, please feel free to look around the site and let us know what you think. One of our future customer service agents will be in touch with you within the next few years. Or better yet, try out our interactive scenario demo of the usefulness of our product. It is a highly-nuanced module that we use to train all of our employees. Thank you very much!
To begin, please click our completely-non-copyrighted logo that our employees took the utmost care in creating! You can also click it at any time in the module to bring you back to this page. I don't know why you would want to, but we at Arpaggio strive to provide our #1 Rated "Most Likely To Be Too Good To Be True" (as according to the New Kroy Times) service with revolutionary options like this.
- Mr. Reeman: CEO of Arpaggio