Hello boys and girls, how are you? My name is Ivonna, the headless, but equally as beautiful digital assistant of Ether Optics.
Today, we are going to present to you a short story to train you to be a model employee for our company.
Imagine this. There is a boy sitting with his father in the living room. The father is sitting in front of an old, volatile gas fireplace. This boy has just gotten his Ether Optics augmented reality contact lenses installed in his cornea. Just as he is telling his father about the delight of having our F.D.A. approval pending, revolutionary machine in his eyes, he notices one of our revolutionary red exclamation marks appear above his father's head.
Oh, excuse me. I forgot to mention that our device was an augmented reality device, which is why he can see the exclamation mark above his head. Oh wait, I already told you that. Silly me, even machines have problems, am I right? (joyous, hearty laughter) I chortle.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes. The boy. The father. The exclamation mark. Our FDA approval getting XXXdeniedXXX, err, I mean, ***pending*** (revolutionary text correction also coming later). The boy notices that the exclamation mark is glowing brighter and brighter. Does he (insert industry-leading colon here)
A. Admire the beautiful radiance of our industry-disrupting pixel density count.
B. Safely pull his father back from an impending, though not entirely confirmed, explosion; due to the dangers of having such a dangerous machine of utter mayhem as an antique gas fireplace.
I'll let you think this one over carefully, please pick wisely.
We have never met, and never will, but I feel as if I have known you all my life,
and I know that I raised you to be smarter than that, I think.I forgot what role I was referencing.
Anyways, take your pick
