Unfortunately, due to company policy, we now have to inform you that this entire site was an ironic, humurous take on a yet-to-be-published, science fiction story called Ether. None of this was real, except the experiences and life lessons you learned along the way through this site. The wonderful tale that this site is based on is decidedly less-humurous in presentation (though the author would kindly like to remind the audience that there is still humor here), and is about the real-life benefits and situations in which a device, such as the Ether Optics, would be useful. What are your thoughts on having a device like this be available to the masses? From the relatively short, joke-filled adaptation of the short story's climactic scene (which would make even the most hard-hearted lumberjack cry tears of relief), it seems as if the Ether Optics can do some good in society? What are some drawbacks?
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